I Absolutely adore you!
Where did you come from and why were you not here sooner!?!
You get me laughing to the point of tears!
Ba ba ba BRILLIANT!
I Heart you!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
*83 XEF Baby on Board
Listen, When you have a "Baby on Board" sign on your car.... Please do not make illegal lane changes. Then proceed to weave in and out of traffic like a freakin maniac!
It makes me wonder what your doing at home and I might have to follow you.
Not that I would follow someone, but for real Lady...Get your head together!
It makes me wonder what your doing at home and I might have to follow you.
Not that I would follow someone, but for real Lady...Get your head together!
Monday, September 14, 2009
dugite 100
Who ever you are...
THANK YOU !
A million times Thank you!
I never thought I would get to see it.
She did this while I was away and I always thought I had lost the opportunity to see it happen.
Many times in my life she has found a way to inspire me just by being herself.
I can't thank you enough.
She is my Hero! (and now so are you!)
Thank you for hiding away that little camera and capturing every minute.
Thank you Youtube for being there.
Most importantly Thank you Reba for doing Annie Get your Gun.
( and if memory serves...thank you to who ever it was that changed the ending.)
Thanks for the gift. I will treasure it always!
Gushing!
THANK YOU !
A million times Thank you!
I never thought I would get to see it.
She did this while I was away and I always thought I had lost the opportunity to see it happen.
Many times in my life she has found a way to inspire me just by being herself.
I can't thank you enough.
She is my Hero! (and now so are you!)
Thank you for hiding away that little camera and capturing every minute.
Thank you Youtube for being there.
Most importantly Thank you Reba for doing Annie Get your Gun.
( and if memory serves...thank you to who ever it was that changed the ending.)
Thanks for the gift. I will treasure it always!
Gushing!
Friday, September 11, 2009
bad call
I was making a call. (I do this a lot.)
I got the voice mail. (this happens a lot too.)
I left my fun and energetic message. (It's just my style.)
I hung up. (or so I thought.)
I then began talking to myself, other drivers, singing to myself, etc.
It was then I realized I had not hung up and was leaving a very long confusing babbling message to my good friend.
I'm just so awesome!
I got the voice mail. (this happens a lot too.)
I left my fun and energetic message. (It's just my style.)
I hung up. (or so I thought.)
I then began talking to myself, other drivers, singing to myself, etc.
It was then I realized I had not hung up and was leaving a very long confusing babbling message to my good friend.
I'm just so awesome!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Dear The Biggest Loser,
I am a fan. I want to be a part of your show.
You should call me.
I'm cool. (the coolest)
Funny. (no for real)
Amazing. (are ya buyin' this?)
I'm not over weight. But I want to work to keep your contestants strong and healthy.
I'm an amazingly talented Sports and Injury Massage Therapist.
We should talk about this.
Maybe you could call me some time.
I watched the finally tonight, so proud, and in the words of my room mate "giddy" with excitement over three hours of air time.
About that phone call, you should do it soon!
Or maybe just leave a comment here on my blog.
Season 7! You have rocked me all season long!
I laughed.
I cried.
You became a part of me.
Call me.
Call me up.
Fo' sho'!
I'm waiting......
.........................
......... ..............
.........yup................
Waiting.......ya there?
Nope?...........Hello?...
........(sigh)
Guess I'll just have to head out to LA for a while and get this business under way.
You should call me.
I'm cool. (the coolest)
Funny. (no for real)
Amazing. (are ya buyin' this?)
I'm not over weight. But I want to work to keep your contestants strong and healthy.
I'm an amazingly talented Sports and Injury Massage Therapist.
We should talk about this.
Maybe you could call me some time.
I watched the finally tonight, so proud, and in the words of my room mate "giddy" with excitement over three hours of air time.
About that phone call, you should do it soon!
Or maybe just leave a comment here on my blog.
Season 7! You have rocked me all season long!
I laughed.
I cried.
You became a part of me.
Call me.
Call me up.
Fo' sho'!
I'm waiting......
.........................
......... ..............
.........yup................
Waiting.......ya there?
Nope?...........Hello?...
........(sigh)
Guess I'll just have to head out to LA for a while and get this business under way.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
A & E tv
Is there a place a gal can go to find entertainment that involves crime dramas, paranormal activities, and maybe a WT family or two? There is! There is such a place and it's called Channel 40!
A&E!
Paranormal State: I enjoy so much watching people with Haunted Houses trying to discover if they really have a ghost or if they are just crazy. Either way it's just creepy enough to put me to sleep soundly.
Dog the Bounty Hunter and his brigade of anti criminal red-necks....... It fills me with such joy to see them "shake down" the bad guys and run in and out of houses like a real band of authoritarians.
Crossing Jordan: surprisingly delightful
Third Watch: all I can say is.......MY FAVORITE!
Intervention: Makes me cry like they are members of my own family.
The First 48: Just Magical! Again the hunt is on and it's "real" investigators this time! Holy Cheese the excitement!
The days of boring tv are over. I have a gem. A treasure among the crap and it's name is
A&E!
A&E!
Paranormal State: I enjoy so much watching people with Haunted Houses trying to discover if they really have a ghost or if they are just crazy. Either way it's just creepy enough to put me to sleep soundly.
Dog the Bounty Hunter and his brigade of anti criminal red-necks....... It fills me with such joy to see them "shake down" the bad guys and run in and out of houses like a real band of authoritarians.
Crossing Jordan: surprisingly delightful
Third Watch: all I can say is.......MY FAVORITE!
Intervention: Makes me cry like they are members of my own family.
The First 48: Just Magical! Again the hunt is on and it's "real" investigators this time! Holy Cheese the excitement!
The days of boring tv are over. I have a gem. A treasure among the crap and it's name is
A&E!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Music
I am a lover of music. Most kinds. I enjoy variety.
I have been working at the same massage studio for almost a year. And FINALLY we have new music. A bit of Mozart. A Bit of class. I enjoy it. ( I could do without one of the flute pieces, sorry Maggie....it's just to fast for a massage clinic. I love the flute and I love you.) :)
Now as I work there are fewer birds and fake ocean. But don't you worry. The boss man has a new plan. We are now adding sound machines to the rooms. So if you want a thunderstorm, if you want a waterfall, if you want the ocean, we can provide you with it. Unfortunately we can not there after provide you with a good massage because your therapist will be ASLEEP!
"Now just relax and enjoy the sounds of the running stream, the table is heated for your......zzzzz....huh? Sorry, where was I?......Heated for your comfort."
I think I'll get a massage today. :)
I have been working at the same massage studio for almost a year. And FINALLY we have new music. A bit of Mozart. A Bit of class. I enjoy it. ( I could do without one of the flute pieces, sorry Maggie....it's just to fast for a massage clinic. I love the flute and I love you.) :)
Now as I work there are fewer birds and fake ocean. But don't you worry. The boss man has a new plan. We are now adding sound machines to the rooms. So if you want a thunderstorm, if you want a waterfall, if you want the ocean, we can provide you with it. Unfortunately we can not there after provide you with a good massage because your therapist will be ASLEEP!
"Now just relax and enjoy the sounds of the running stream, the table is heated for your......zzzzz....huh? Sorry, where was I?......Heated for your comfort."
I think I'll get a massage today. :)
Sunday, January 11, 2009
My New Favorite Tag
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME(first pet and current car) Lady Malibu
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME((favorite ice cream and favorite cookie) Vanilla Snickerdoodle
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) L. Rit
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Indigo Chimp
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Renee Portland
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) RitLi
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink put “The”) The Royal Blue Dr. Pepper
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Thomas Vincent
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy) Sweet Temptation Caramel
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names) Dianna Oscar
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME((favorite ice cream and favorite cookie) Vanilla Snickerdoodle
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) L. Rit
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Indigo Chimp
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Renee Portland
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) RitLi
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink put “The”) The Royal Blue Dr. Pepper
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Thomas Vincent
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy) Sweet Temptation Caramel
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names) Dianna Oscar
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Bliss
They say that bliss is different for everyone. One is encouraged to "follow" said bliss. Not just to follow it, but to define it, know it, become it if need be.
I found my bliss yesterday afternoon on board the Bridge of the Star Ship Enterpise NCC 1701-D.
Sure it was only a model. It was only a replica. I'm more then positive that not a single member of the cast or crew of the TNG series ever set foot upon the grounds on which I stood myself yesterday. The realization is not, however, changed. The Joy I found in the hours upon hours I spent watching my favorite half talents preform their futurist lives was not diminished even a small bit.
You see I am a GEEK. (pause) It's true. I know I had some of you fooled, but there is not a "cool" bone in my body.
I don't think I could ever do anything that will compare with my bliss.
Unless of course someone somewhere takes me to an X-Files set, auction, or "meet the Cast" event.
Or if at any point in the future I make it to LA. Then of course "make it" IN LA, and am able to do some kind of project where I get to preform with any of either shows cast members.....
My definition of bliss might change.
Ah Bliss....
You are so good to me.
I found my bliss yesterday afternoon on board the Bridge of the Star Ship Enterpise NCC 1701-D.
Sure it was only a model. It was only a replica. I'm more then positive that not a single member of the cast or crew of the TNG series ever set foot upon the grounds on which I stood myself yesterday. The realization is not, however, changed. The Joy I found in the hours upon hours I spent watching my favorite half talents preform their futurist lives was not diminished even a small bit.
You see I am a GEEK. (pause) It's true. I know I had some of you fooled, but there is not a "cool" bone in my body.
I don't think I could ever do anything that will compare with my bliss.
Unless of course someone somewhere takes me to an X-Files set, auction, or "meet the Cast" event.
Or if at any point in the future I make it to LA. Then of course "make it" IN LA, and am able to do some kind of project where I get to preform with any of either shows cast members.....
My definition of bliss might change.
Ah Bliss....
You are so good to me.
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