Being a Pro

The other day a client made a comment to me:

C: "Oh I don't know, your the expert..."
Me in my head: ha ah I'm an expert!?! People think I'm a professional. Really? Come on! I'm just goofy Lisa. A kid with a dream and a job. Professional?
Get outta here!

Me on the outside: what that means is that your patelar cartiledge is out of allignment.