Sunday, May 28, 2006

it's a bird! it's a plane...

the other day while on the playground with my little pre schoolers, we were attacked by the mother of all things that fly. "attackd" in the sence that this large circling creature swooped and dove numerous times. Trying its best to intimidate we two legged beings below. i don't know what her intensions were. She was carring something, probably left overs from one of her previous attacks. this gi-huge-ic monster continued her efforts for a few minutes. I got a good look at her....this was no bird. nor was she a plane. it was a mutant of a queen bee. Her size and wing span impressive. i most certaiinly wanted no contact with her and i was greaful when she finally flew away. goodness knows i didn't want to look like a giant pansey. i most definattely did not welcome the opportunity to fight this worthy apponate. mostly cause i would have lost....she was bigger then me.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Mana from heven

yesterday ii got pooped on by some jacked up bird. not so much a plus.
that is all.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

yea buddy

today is a good day. I'll tll you why.
I hav clarity for my future.
My brothers are doing well.
Ma is healthy and winning.
I'm in school. and makin' the grade.
I have good friends.
I'm leaving my job for something better.
Jay is almost done with season 5.
Brian is going to days.
I get to have massage twice this week.
I haven't been in a mens room in over 24 Hours.
yea. life is good.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Party in the Potty

Today I walked into a mens room.
I was confused.
It was pink.
Then I saw the urinals.
Then I realized where I was.
Then I laughed out loud.

Dudes of the world. I know your secret.

Monday, May 01, 2006

'Oint learly taken"

So there was this one time (last week) were I sent a semi formal email to a teacher friiend of mine. and I made the miiistake of typing on Namaaaaa's lap top. (theeee keys stiick)
she didn't answer back untiillll tooday.
I figuered out wy.
she couldn't read tthe thing.
With phraases like "oint learly taken." who could blame her. Poor kid probably things I'm some kind of nut job.

Point Clearly Taken.

I mean.........Got iit
Nope.......Got it.