Questions

Where did my money go?
How come I keep gaining weight?
Do I realy look as young as they say I do?
When is my husband going to call?
Where did all of my socks go?
Is there a reason Moshood can't understand me? What are his underlieing needs?
What ever happened to Calen?
Is Damien okay?
Man those kindergardeners did such a great job on thier little program.
Is there life out there?
Am I ever going to get it together enough to go to school?
Am I going to get some more knowledge into my head before this life is over?
Will American Idol make it another season?
Does anyone eles find Simon wildly atractive?
Do knew shoes have to smell like that?
Will they ever grow up? Or at least get it?
What's with me having finatial trouble? That's not like me.
What's with me not being like me as of late?
Why would I look at life with a bleak overview?
Do people really live like that?
Is it possible to have your cake and eat it to?
Why am I NOT Auditioning?
When you love someone, should you ever let them go?
How do they maintain that color?
Where have all the flowers gone?
When they say they love me but never make any attempted of keeping in contact with me, Do they really mean it or is it just me wanting to be loved, so I hold on tight and remind them why they love me? But is it even worth my time trying to keep up with all of these people who don't actually seem to care all that much? What am I missing? I keep having this experiance over and over. Friends who don't call or care all that much. Yet somehow I am willing to invest much time and energy to them? Who lives like that? That's not joy. What's the lesson? It can't be to stop making friends? It can't be to stop caring about people? Is it to teach me to let them go? 'Cause I'm not passing the test here.
Wow That was a big one. Maybe I need a shrink!
Good times.

A Family Dedicated to Service

I was blessed to serve a mission.
My Mom Serves in the church.
My Brother Sean serves beers.
My Brother Kevin Serves time.

What was that?

Each day there is something new from my little ones or my brother. Today I tell you about the innocents of children.
We learned about planets and stars and all of those fun things in pre-school this week. I named off the planets of our Solar System and then had the following conversation:

Me: Can any one tell me one tell me one of the planets?
Shyanne: oh oh uuu oh. (Hand raised. Impressive because not many of them get why we do that yet.)
Me: Shyanne can you tell me one?
Shyanne: V... p...sssss....Penas!!!
Me: (Shocked) Good. Shy shy Good! VVVV Venas. (eybrows raised in reassurance that I'm right It's V VEnas)
Story #2
A First grader reporting to the class about lizards. He read in the book and saw pictures and gave this report.

"Lizards are so cool. They can shed their skin and the can climb in trees AND !! And they can, I saw this picture they can link up. (Hand motion one hand over the other. Palm to back of hand.) they can link up and go around and fight. :
I my head I'm screaming : "Link up! OH m word man they're not transformers!"
On the out side: Thank you Kolton. Good job buddy. (To older more informed boy.) James put your hand down.

Mondays...

I think I may be an anomaly.
When it comes to that first big day of the week that most people dread. You see I'm a morning person. I'm even a Monday morning person. I can handle having to get up one morning. The day that ticks me off is Tuesday. Because I just did this yesterday. Why do I have to do it again?
Tuesdays make me angery! Like a Rainy Monday. By the time Wednesday rolls around the anger has subsided and I can carry on for the next couple of days. Thursday breezes by with the exception of the 3 day feel of 30 min. in staff meeting. Friday look out. I'm ready to play and I'm excited becuase, unlike the rest of you, I have until tuesday to sart my dreary week.
So join me my friends in the Tuesday mind frame. Trust me lifes btter here.

So join the thousands of Happy Peppy People and buy a great big bottle of VitameataTuesdaygin tomorrow. (wink)

The moning off...

I made a post this morning about parents that I work for. As I sent it to post the server failed and the post was lost. But to recap in friendlier words:
Parents of the world please respect your children. They are people trying to become adults. They need love and understaning. They need encouragement in thier personalities. And most of all they need you to be thier parents.

Today I am taking the morning off. I like it.
I woke up at 8:35 And I'm still not dressed. I'm going to do laundry and organize my living room. Today is a day to celabrate. I'm going to miss a staf meeting, but I'm okay with that too becauce all they will do is patronize me anyway. I like Saturday on thursday. I'm going to start a new trend.

Oh Chil', Yes!

Just to remind you all that I'm funny and I know funny things I would like to tell you the story of Girl.
It was an evening in a Denn's type setting and the thirst had gotten to my friends very core. She hollared for the waitress who's name tag read:"Girl".
Friend: Excuse me, Girl (half questoning the name)
G: Excuse me! It's GER- EL!
By then we couldn't even ask for the much needed water.
And then
we died.
THE END