I Understand....

1) I understand...Why people enjoy science fiction.

2) I understand...Why mothers tell you to clean up your room.

3) I understand...Why crazy people need space.

4) I understand...Why Brittney Spears had a career.

5) I understand...Why young children have need of a bed time.

6) I understand...Why muscles get tight.

7) I understand...Why its funny when Worf says "delicious."

8) I understand...Why domino's are entertaining.

9) I understand...Why its cool to wear sunglasses.

10) I understand...Why the X-Files was good TV.

11) I understand...Why Dolphins are cute.

12) I understand...Why a dramatic pause can be so effective.

13) I understand...Why people endure pain to look cool or pretty.

14) I understand...Why Em is afraid of spiders.

15) I understand...Why bikers make me weak in the knees.

What I don't understand is how Paris Hilton has a career? Or how she is viewed as a "roll model?" Who are these self loathing young people who say to them selves......"ya that Paris Hilton. That's what I wanna be."
It's like those old commercials for a drug free America.
You know the one....
"No one ever says. I wanna be a junkie when I grow up."
Why Paris?
Why have you brought yourself out and about. Why do I have to know who you are?
Money sucking. Porno making. Self destructive. Angry. Lonely. Misplaced little doll.
Why can't you take those billions of dollars to a good shrink or a "Life Coach" and learn how to be a human being, not a star.
Be your own star little buddy.
Just keep scrapin' along.
Call me. Maybe I can talk ya down from that ledge of disarray.

Poor Paris.

Poor us.