Happy Halloween

today as you well know is halloween. and i'll tell you the trueth about kids and this day. there is something inside them that can not take a day od excitement and tradition. I'll tell you how i know.
SIX kids went home today with verious fevers, pink eye and what not. do they not know that this is a time to gather goods from strangers. and be out all night and ya know.....PLAY!
well i'm going out for ALL the kids tonight. i'm gunna work it!

The Freak Show Continues

Well the kids never cease to amaze me.
Today my Jonnathan was holding a bug. Not that that is amazing, but the rest of the story makes me shiver a little bit. Ya see He's holding this bug and I'm thinking "GERMS" put it down! So I walk across the playground to the lad and I'm about to say "Jon Jon, put the bug down. He wants to go home now."
As I get to him he turn and say "See! It's a bee."
However the revelation was a bit harsher considering he was not holding bee, but a WASP!
The kids holding a freaking WASP.!!!!
On the Outside: Cool Jon Jon. Put him down now K.
On the Inside: EYAHHHH! Put it down ! Put it down! Put it down you crazy child that thing can sting you multipal times and I have no clue weather or not you have an allergy to such. Drop it PSYCHO!
All and all it went over well. He put it down and I was left to wonder how he was able to coax the thing into his hand without being stung. Also who is this childs daddy? Candyman?

skeletons

SO IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN. TO KEEP THE KIDS IN LINE I HAVE A STAMP THAT THEY CAN EARN.
THERE ARE SEVERAL DIFFERENT STAMPS THEY CAN GET. MOSTLY THEY LIKE THE SKELETON.
I HAVE ONE LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES BABIES. SHE LOVES BABY EVERYTHING.
HERES THE MORBID PART. I SAID "WHO WANTS A SKELETON?" ALL OF THE KIDS SAID THEY WANTED ONE. THEY SAID "I LOVE THE SKELETON" THEN THE BABY LOVERS SAYS "I LIKE BABY SKELETONS."
YEA SHE'S FREAKIN' ME OUT

Older

I must be getting older. I had an idea for a great post today. But now I can't even remember what it was about. Sad but true. I'm an old woman. just promise me that at the funeral there will be no blonds. (Nothing personal to my blond friends, that was just the last thing my grandma said before SHE died.)

Random Stupid Boy

So I had a rough night last night. Ate too much dairy and for the first time I threw up a few times from the cows rich goodness. I was awake until about 7:00 this morning. I slept until just after 1:00 when "Random Boy" rang my door bell. I thougth if I ignore it it will go away. I was wrong! Random Boy continued to ring my door bell until I answered it. I clumbsily climbed the stairs. (a bit dehidrated of course) Perky Random Boy wanted to know if I would come help him clean his house.
Now if Random boy was blind and could not have seen that I looked and smelled like hell I may have been willing to assist him. BUT he ASKED me "How are are you today?" my responce included that I was ill and not yet ready for company. THAT is when he chose to ask if I wanted to go help him clean HIS house.
in side my head: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS!!!! BOY YOU BETTETR STAT STEPPIN' RIGHT NOW BEFORE I TOSS YOU OUT MY DOOR WITH A SWIFT KICK OF DISTRUCTION TO YOUR EGO. ASKINGIN' ME TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE WHEN I JUST TOLD I WAS SICK. I OUGHT TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH PANSY ASS STUPIDITY RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NO FEAR OF TRASHING YOUR SORRY SELF FROM HERE TILL NEXT SUNDAY. YOU BES' GET OUT MY HOUSE WHILE YOU STILL BREATHIN'
Of course to his face I was kind. But for realy dude? Where is the tack you mama gave you for Christmas?
I am happy to report that I am feeling better, but nor "good" yet.

For Nessa

*7 things i want to do before I die
1 get an education that counts for something
2 become a profetional actor/ have my own sit-com
3 learn the martial arts
4 learn to sing like they do on broadway
5 meet Patti Lupone, Bernetete Peters, Carol Brunett, Bill Cosby, Gordy B., and of course Reba
6 convince my mother that she's not as bad as she thinks she is
7 read a book cover to cover in one sitting that is not written for children

*7 things I can do
1 act
2 sing
3 get kids to listen to most anything I say
4 get a tantruming child to forget why they are so upset and get them to talk to me
5 laugh at myself
6 go without sleep for extended amounts of time and still be possitive
7 roller blade

*7 things I cannot do
1 hold my breath long enough to be "cool"
2 read without a struggle
3 dance
4 play tennis
5 do a russian accent
6 golf
7 deny my testimony

*7 things I find attractive in the opposite sex
1 eys
2 shoulders
3 hair
4 smile
5 arms
6 natural sent
7 sence of humor

*7 most common things I say
1 dou!
2 your mom..
3 hey crazy monkey
4 Heeeeeeeeey
5 shit
6 ow. (I hurt myself a lot)
7 stop licking your hands ( preschool teacher)

*7 celebrity crushes
1 Patric Stewart
2 Harrison Ford
3 Matt Damon
4 George Cloney
5 "uncle Jesse"
6 Hank Azaria (I think he's my soul mate)
7 David Duchovney

*7 friends....of mine (sista's before mista's)
1 Kat
2 Em
3 Liz
4 Nessa
5 Nama
6 Nati
7 Caren

k that's all.

she's crazy man

to my mother i thank you for the inspiration you gave. for the wholeness of your drive. this woman who, when there was no other alternative, mowed the laws with scissors. drive....yea she's got it.

to my brothers i thank you for your example of comitment. commitment to what you wanted and what you now know, as well as i do, as stupidity.

to my uncle thank you for scaring the hell out of me as a child. i don't know what or who i would be today without that fear.


ya'll are great!

Had I known...

that my brother being shot was what was going to help him clean up his life...i would have shot him years ago.
this week we have begun an email friendship. it's going well. i frequently forget how funny he is. i'm funny as we all know. but my bro.....damn funny guy.

breakfast

to the mother of the child whom i work my ass off with,

screw you. life experiance? i'll tell you all about my life experiances. you just sit down and i'll tell you all about my life and the times of my experiances.
you see you made a choice a long time ago that beacuse i can smile at the end of my day i must not know anything. WRONG!

let me just say it must be sad for you and your boy at the end of the day. i hope he learns more from me in that respect.because joy isn't stupidity or lack of experiance. it's that joy dispite dispear. i can move on from the pain. that's growth.

wow glad i got that off my chest.

i think we got a bleeder

so one of my little guys got knocked in the nose today. i have never seen that much blood come out of one little face. iit was an accident of course one boy pulling away from another boy. and BAM blood all over the playgroung. it was almost comical on the part of the 'wacker' you see he didn't want to hit him and trueely the kid felt so bad he started crying right away. he must have sad he was sorry 20 times. it took mee forever to clean up all the blood. Wow! three year old noses don't like to be triffeled with.

Pride

For nearly 6 months now my dear brother has been clean. Can you believe that. He hasn't been sober since he was 13 years old. He's on his own. He's doing well.

Honestly I never thought I would feel this way for my brother. I always thought I would get "That phone call" telling me he was dead. I got two "near death" phone calls. But now I have hope for him. Delight in his pogress and his possitive humor and joy in a relationship with my brother that hasn't been possible for 17 years.

Yea it's definately pride I feel. The good kind though. Not the we'll over throw your city and burn it to the ground because we think we're number one kind.