Listen, When you have a "Baby on Board" sign on your car.... Please do not make illegal lane changes. Then proceed to weave in and out of traffic like a freakin maniac!
It makes me wonder what your doing at home and I might have to follow you.
Not that I would follow someone, but for real Lady...Get your head together!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
dugite 100
Who ever you are...
THANK YOU !
A million times Thank you!
I never thought I would get to see it.
She did this while I was away and I always thought I had lost the opportunity to see it happen.
Many times in my life she has found a way to inspire me just by being herself.
I can't thank you enough.
She is my Hero! (and now so are you!)
Thank you for hiding away that little camera and capturing every minute.
Thank you Youtube for being there.
Most importantly Thank you Reba for doing Annie Get your Gun.
( and if memory serves...thank you to who ever it was that changed the ending.)
Thanks for the gift. I will treasure it always!
Gushing!
THANK YOU !
A million times Thank you!
I never thought I would get to see it.
She did this while I was away and I always thought I had lost the opportunity to see it happen.
Many times in my life she has found a way to inspire me just by being herself.
I can't thank you enough.
She is my Hero! (and now so are you!)
Thank you for hiding away that little camera and capturing every minute.
Thank you Youtube for being there.
Most importantly Thank you Reba for doing Annie Get your Gun.
( and if memory serves...thank you to who ever it was that changed the ending.)
Thanks for the gift. I will treasure it always!
Gushing!
Friday, September 11, 2009
bad call
I was making a call. (I do this a lot.)
I got the voice mail. (this happens a lot too.)
I left my fun and energetic message. (It's just my style.)
I hung up. (or so I thought.)
I then began talking to myself, other drivers, singing to myself, etc.
It was then I realized I had not hung up and was leaving a very long confusing babbling message to my good friend.
I'm just so awesome!
I got the voice mail. (this happens a lot too.)
I left my fun and energetic message. (It's just my style.)
I hung up. (or so I thought.)
I then began talking to myself, other drivers, singing to myself, etc.
It was then I realized I had not hung up and was leaving a very long confusing babbling message to my good friend.
I'm just so awesome!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Dear The Biggest Loser,
I am a fan. I want to be a part of your show.
You should call me.
I'm cool. (the coolest)
Funny. (no for real)
Amazing. (are ya buyin' this?)
I'm not over weight. But I want to work to keep your contestants strong and healthy.
I'm an amazingly talented Sports and Injury Massage Therapist.
We should talk about this.
Maybe you could call me some time.
I watched the finally tonight, so proud, and in the words of my room mate "giddy" with excitement over three hours of air time.
About that phone call, you should do it soon!
Or maybe just leave a comment here on my blog.
Season 7! You have rocked me all season long!
I laughed.
I cried.
You became a part of me.
Call me.
Call me up.
Fo' sho'!
I'm waiting......
.........................
......... ..............
.........yup................
Waiting.......ya there?
Nope?...........Hello?...
........(sigh)
Guess I'll just have to head out to LA for a while and get this business under way.
You should call me.
I'm cool. (the coolest)
Funny. (no for real)
Amazing. (are ya buyin' this?)
I'm not over weight. But I want to work to keep your contestants strong and healthy.
I'm an amazingly talented Sports and Injury Massage Therapist.
We should talk about this.
Maybe you could call me some time.
I watched the finally tonight, so proud, and in the words of my room mate "giddy" with excitement over three hours of air time.
About that phone call, you should do it soon!
Or maybe just leave a comment here on my blog.
Season 7! You have rocked me all season long!
I laughed.
I cried.
You became a part of me.
Call me.
Call me up.
Fo' sho'!
I'm waiting......
.........................
......... ..............
.........yup................
Waiting.......ya there?
Nope?...........Hello?...
........(sigh)
Guess I'll just have to head out to LA for a while and get this business under way.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
A & E tv
Is there a place a gal can go to find entertainment that involves crime dramas, paranormal activities, and maybe a WT family or two? There is! There is such a place and it's called Channel 40!
A&E!
Paranormal State: I enjoy so much watching people with Haunted Houses trying to discover if they really have a ghost or if they are just crazy. Either way it's just creepy enough to put me to sleep soundly.
Dog the Bounty Hunter and his brigade of anti criminal red-necks....... It fills me with such joy to see them "shake down" the bad guys and run in and out of houses like a real band of authoritarians.
Crossing Jordan: surprisingly delightful
Third Watch: all I can say is.......MY FAVORITE!
Intervention: Makes me cry like they are members of my own family.
The First 48: Just Magical! Again the hunt is on and it's "real" investigators this time! Holy Cheese the excitement!
The days of boring tv are over. I have a gem. A treasure among the crap and it's name is
A&E!
A&E!
Paranormal State: I enjoy so much watching people with Haunted Houses trying to discover if they really have a ghost or if they are just crazy. Either way it's just creepy enough to put me to sleep soundly.
Dog the Bounty Hunter and his brigade of anti criminal red-necks....... It fills me with such joy to see them "shake down" the bad guys and run in and out of houses like a real band of authoritarians.
Crossing Jordan: surprisingly delightful
Third Watch: all I can say is.......MY FAVORITE!
Intervention: Makes me cry like they are members of my own family.
The First 48: Just Magical! Again the hunt is on and it's "real" investigators this time! Holy Cheese the excitement!
The days of boring tv are over. I have a gem. A treasure among the crap and it's name is
A&E!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Music
I am a lover of music. Most kinds. I enjoy variety.
I have been working at the same massage studio for almost a year. And FINALLY we have new music. A bit of Mozart. A Bit of class. I enjoy it. ( I could do without one of the flute pieces, sorry Maggie....it's just to fast for a massage clinic. I love the flute and I love you.) :)
Now as I work there are fewer birds and fake ocean. But don't you worry. The boss man has a new plan. We are now adding sound machines to the rooms. So if you want a thunderstorm, if you want a waterfall, if you want the ocean, we can provide you with it. Unfortunately we can not there after provide you with a good massage because your therapist will be ASLEEP!
"Now just relax and enjoy the sounds of the running stream, the table is heated for your......zzzzz....huh? Sorry, where was I?......Heated for your comfort."
I think I'll get a massage today. :)
I have been working at the same massage studio for almost a year. And FINALLY we have new music. A bit of Mozart. A Bit of class. I enjoy it. ( I could do without one of the flute pieces, sorry Maggie....it's just to fast for a massage clinic. I love the flute and I love you.) :)
Now as I work there are fewer birds and fake ocean. But don't you worry. The boss man has a new plan. We are now adding sound machines to the rooms. So if you want a thunderstorm, if you want a waterfall, if you want the ocean, we can provide you with it. Unfortunately we can not there after provide you with a good massage because your therapist will be ASLEEP!
"Now just relax and enjoy the sounds of the running stream, the table is heated for your......zzzzz....huh? Sorry, where was I?......Heated for your comfort."
I think I'll get a massage today. :)
Sunday, January 11, 2009
My New Favorite Tag
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME(first pet and current car) Lady Malibu
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME((favorite ice cream and favorite cookie) Vanilla Snickerdoodle
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) L. Rit
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Indigo Chimp
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Renee Portland
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) RitLi
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink put “The”) The Royal Blue Dr. Pepper
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Thomas Vincent
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy) Sweet Temptation Caramel
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names) Dianna Oscar
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME((favorite ice cream and favorite cookie) Vanilla Snickerdoodle
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) L. Rit
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Indigo Chimp
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Renee Portland
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) RitLi
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink put “The”) The Royal Blue Dr. Pepper
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Thomas Vincent
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy) Sweet Temptation Caramel
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names) Dianna Oscar
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Bliss
They say that bliss is different for everyone. One is encouraged to "follow" said bliss. Not just to follow it, but to define it, know it, become it if need be.
I found my bliss yesterday afternoon on board the Bridge of the Star Ship Enterpise NCC 1701-D.
Sure it was only a model. It was only a replica. I'm more then positive that not a single member of the cast or crew of the TNG series ever set foot upon the grounds on which I stood myself yesterday. The realization is not, however, changed. The Joy I found in the hours upon hours I spent watching my favorite half talents preform their futurist lives was not diminished even a small bit.
You see I am a GEEK. (pause) It's true. I know I had some of you fooled, but there is not a "cool" bone in my body.
I don't think I could ever do anything that will compare with my bliss.
Unless of course someone somewhere takes me to an X-Files set, auction, or "meet the Cast" event.
Or if at any point in the future I make it to LA. Then of course "make it" IN LA, and am able to do some kind of project where I get to preform with any of either shows cast members.....
My definition of bliss might change.
Ah Bliss....
You are so good to me.
I found my bliss yesterday afternoon on board the Bridge of the Star Ship Enterpise NCC 1701-D.
Sure it was only a model. It was only a replica. I'm more then positive that not a single member of the cast or crew of the TNG series ever set foot upon the grounds on which I stood myself yesterday. The realization is not, however, changed. The Joy I found in the hours upon hours I spent watching my favorite half talents preform their futurist lives was not diminished even a small bit.
You see I am a GEEK. (pause) It's true. I know I had some of you fooled, but there is not a "cool" bone in my body.
I don't think I could ever do anything that will compare with my bliss.
Unless of course someone somewhere takes me to an X-Files set, auction, or "meet the Cast" event.
Or if at any point in the future I make it to LA. Then of course "make it" IN LA, and am able to do some kind of project where I get to preform with any of either shows cast members.....
My definition of bliss might change.
Ah Bliss....
You are so good to me.
Monday, November 03, 2008
Geeeee- Rooooos
I love my job. It's enjoyable and quiet. At the end of the day I get in the car and turn up the volume as loud as I can stand it. It's a beautiful thing.
Sometimes it's not so beautiful. Ya know when clients forget to wash their feet before they come in, or when they have big ol' nasty things growing on their backs.
Somewhere, someone said "don't let the little things bother you," but someone else said "it's the little things that count." Then another wise one said "Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."
I agree with the latter of course.
My point. My point? I don't have a point.
But for real people lets clean it up around here, Aye
Sometimes it's not so beautiful. Ya know when clients forget to wash their feet before they come in, or when they have big ol' nasty things growing on their backs.
Somewhere, someone said "don't let the little things bother you," but someone else said "it's the little things that count." Then another wise one said "Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."
I agree with the latter of course.
My point. My point? I don't have a point.
But for real people lets clean it up around here, Aye
Friday, September 12, 2008
in the still of the...mid day
The world of massage therapy is full of quiet time, peaceful sounds, soft lighting and most importantly for Arizona in August Air Conditioning.
Last week while in a session I had a new experience. The massage was going well. Client was a bit chatty. (I like those ones. I can only here the over head music so many times before the illusion of the ocean escapes me.) Suddenly there was no music. There was also no lights, No Power! and (you guessed it) NO Air Conditioning.
In August!
In Arizona!
Client: Well it's not a problem for me. You can just keep working.
Me: (on the outside) No problem. We can just light a candle . :)
(on the inside) I'm gunna die.
30 minutes later the power came back on. Apparently the whole block had lost power. But I feel justified in saying that we suffered the most at our little clinic. Not because we were able to carry on our business, but because in was a small room. closed in. with a heat radiating light. and my chatty friend was also a smelly one.
The up shot you ask?
The Stupid ocean stopped rolling in and the damn birds were finally quiet!
I gotta talk to the boss man about changing our internal music.
Last week while in a session I had a new experience. The massage was going well. Client was a bit chatty. (I like those ones. I can only here the over head music so many times before the illusion of the ocean escapes me.) Suddenly there was no music. There was also no lights, No Power! and (you guessed it) NO Air Conditioning.
In August!
In Arizona!
Client: Well it's not a problem for me. You can just keep working.
Me: (on the outside) No problem. We can just light a candle . :)
(on the inside) I'm gunna die.
30 minutes later the power came back on. Apparently the whole block had lost power. But I feel justified in saying that we suffered the most at our little clinic. Not because we were able to carry on our business, but because in was a small room. closed in. with a heat radiating light. and my chatty friend was also a smelly one.
The up shot you ask?
The Stupid ocean stopped rolling in and the damn birds were finally quiet!
I gotta talk to the boss man about changing our internal music.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
butterfingers
so the other day i was stretching my clients arm. something I do in every massage, cause it feels good to stretch.
so I have this guys arm above his head its a little stiff so I extend the stretch a little longer and
BAM!
my hands are to slippery from the lotion and his hand flies out of my grip and
punches me in the stomach!
oh yea I got skills!
i wonder where they are?
so I have this guys arm above his head its a little stiff so I extend the stretch a little longer and
BAM!
my hands are to slippery from the lotion and his hand flies out of my grip and
punches me in the stomach!
oh yea I got skills!
i wonder where they are?
Friday, June 20, 2008
Being a Pro
The other day a client made a comment to me:
C: "Oh I don't know, your the expert..."
Me in my head: ha ah I'm an expert!?! People think I'm a professional. Really? Come on! I'm just goofy Lisa. A kid with a dream and a job. Professional?
Get outta here!
Me on the outside: what that means is that your patelar cartiledge is out of allignment.
C: "Oh I don't know, your the expert..."
Me in my head: ha ah I'm an expert!?! People think I'm a professional. Really? Come on! I'm just goofy Lisa. A kid with a dream and a job. Professional?
Get outta here!
Me on the outside: what that means is that your patelar cartiledge is out of allignment.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
What do you do........
...........When you get lied to?
someone you know tells half truths and half stories?
Leaves out details that are important?
Tells you one thing, and tells everyone else another?
(I don't have children so don't go there.)
what do you do?
someone you know tells half truths and half stories?
Leaves out details that are important?
Tells you one thing, and tells everyone else another?
(I don't have children so don't go there.)
what do you do?
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
holidays
i love days off
i love any reason not to have to be at work
i do enjoy work
but i the "have to" that comes along with work
i like knowing that i'm free
i like kickin it and not having to worry about money, bills, checks, and bank accounts
i got a sun burn today
no worries cause it was a day off and there were no cares
REALITY BITES!
i love any reason not to have to be at work
i do enjoy work
but i the "have to" that comes along with work
i like knowing that i'm free
i like kickin it and not having to worry about money, bills, checks, and bank accounts
i got a sun burn today
no worries cause it was a day off and there were no cares
REALITY BITES!
Friday, May 09, 2008
Reasons I amuse my self, part one
It was a busy day.
The days events all required different foot wear.
While getting into my car this morning I realized I had three pairs of shoes with me.
While getting out of my car this evening I realized I was bare foot.
The days events all required different foot wear.
While getting into my car this morning I realized I had three pairs of shoes with me.
While getting out of my car this evening I realized I was bare foot.
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Dear Kat
Remember how a couple summers ago you turned me to the light and showed me the love of "Buffy?" (that was good times)
And before that, we bonded on the love of (ahem) "That's So Raven."
Today I discovered Discovery Kids. A cable channel for kids of course.
I watched a tv show called "Flight 29 Down." ( it was amusing and kind of like "Lost" but for kids.) It was starring a bunch of kids I don't recognize from anything, with the exception of the kid with the awesome hair and screen T's from "High School Musical." (CB)
I am addressing this blog to you Kat, because it seems to me that you would be the friend that would understand this sad life I live where child entertainment is still amusing to me.
My mother would be so proud.
I was doing laundry and didn't change the channel and the next show came on.
"Bindy's Jungle"
Oh yeah. I watched it.
I learned about wild dogs on three different continents and realized that this 8 year old knows more then me.
Sure her dad is the Croc. man.
Sure her mom is from Oregon. (yea mom!)
Sure she is reading a prompter as she goes.
But still....
she appears smarter then me...
(Why am I feeling competitive with an 8 Yr.Old?)
sigh
the point.
I am thinking about going to collage.
your thoughts?
And before that, we bonded on the love of (ahem) "That's So Raven."
Today I discovered Discovery Kids. A cable channel for kids of course.
I watched a tv show called "Flight 29 Down." ( it was amusing and kind of like "Lost" but for kids.) It was starring a bunch of kids I don't recognize from anything, with the exception of the kid with the awesome hair and screen T's from "High School Musical." (CB)
I am addressing this blog to you Kat, because it seems to me that you would be the friend that would understand this sad life I live where child entertainment is still amusing to me.
My mother would be so proud.
I was doing laundry and didn't change the channel and the next show came on.
"Bindy's Jungle"
Oh yeah. I watched it.
I learned about wild dogs on three different continents and realized that this 8 year old knows more then me.
Sure her dad is the Croc. man.
Sure her mom is from Oregon. (yea mom!)
Sure she is reading a prompter as she goes.
But still....
she appears smarter then me...
(Why am I feeling competitive with an 8 Yr.Old?)
sigh
the point.
I am thinking about going to collage.
your thoughts?
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
well folks. i dyed my hair.
it was supposed to be dark brown.
i left it on too long.
my hair is black.
i kinda like it.
but kinda don't like it.
the job is going well.
it can be exhausting.
some days i do energy work with the massage, those are the most tiring.
i did three that way today.
two of them were 80 min.
this is the most boring post i have ever made.
lets liven things up a bit.
it was an average day in the sunny town of Scottsdale Arizona. There was a slight breeze.....
SO I PULLED OUT MY GUUUUUN!....
( that was for Em.)
it was supposed to be dark brown.
i left it on too long.
my hair is black.
i kinda like it.
but kinda don't like it.
the job is going well.
it can be exhausting.
some days i do energy work with the massage, those are the most tiring.
i did three that way today.
two of them were 80 min.
this is the most boring post i have ever made.
lets liven things up a bit.
it was an average day in the sunny town of Scottsdale Arizona. There was a slight breeze.....
SO I PULLED OUT MY GUUUUUN!....
( that was for Em.)
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
bla bla blaaaa.
So I'm not moving away. Yet.
My life here in the U.S. will continue but I am curious as to what is next.
moving on...
I learned a new modality of massage today. (hot stone)
I'm excited to practice and do it at work.
I am in the process of reading a book. And now thanks to Jay I have like 12 books I want to read.
I just hung new posters in my room. Yes they are anatomy charts and my room now looks like half office half sleeping, tv watching, dressing, grooming place. But hey... I can hang.
I got new shoes today and I'm looking forward to wearing them a lot. Mostly cause there are 4 new pairs!
Even though I had to work today I still got time by the pool so all is well.
I'm making good tips in the new job and money matters seem to be falling into place.
I did drop my phone today and broke it. But it's all good cause I'm due for an upgrade!
It's all good, yo!
My life here in the U.S. will continue but I am curious as to what is next.
moving on...
I learned a new modality of massage today. (hot stone)
I'm excited to practice and do it at work.
I am in the process of reading a book. And now thanks to Jay I have like 12 books I want to read.
I just hung new posters in my room. Yes they are anatomy charts and my room now looks like half office half sleeping, tv watching, dressing, grooming place. But hey... I can hang.
I got new shoes today and I'm looking forward to wearing them a lot. Mostly cause there are 4 new pairs!
Even though I had to work today I still got time by the pool so all is well.
I'm making good tips in the new job and money matters seem to be falling into place.
I did drop my phone today and broke it. But it's all good cause I'm due for an upgrade!
It's all good, yo!
Thursday, April 10, 2008
modern livin
I'M MOVING A W A Y ! ! !
I've had it with gas prices!
I've had it with needing things that I don't want for myself!
I've had it with living just to pay bills to people I don't know, care for, or respect!
I've had it with living a life that means someone else can live off my money!
I've had it with Uncle Sam taking his cut before I'm allowed to get paid!
I've had it with being given my measly portion every OTHER Friday!
I want to move to a far away place. Live in a hut. Maybe become a fisherman. I hate fish but maybe I could work something out with one of the other locals, a trade of some kind.
I just don't want this. This being here to pay "The Man"...........
THAT'S WHAT IT IS! ! ! !
I HATE THE MAN!!!!
Stupid Man!
Stupid stupid man!
I want a more perfect place.
I want a world were no one needs gas.
I want a world were there is no "man" only just men.
I want a world were things are simple and not so complex.
I want a world were freedom means actual freedom.
I want a world were play is still innocent.
I want a world were popcorn doesn't burn......
(okay strike the popcorn thing)
Can I find such a place. I don't need Wonderland. I need vacation. I need away.
I need....a second job. stupid man.
I've had it with gas prices!
I've had it with needing things that I don't want for myself!
I've had it with living just to pay bills to people I don't know, care for, or respect!
I've had it with living a life that means someone else can live off my money!
I've had it with Uncle Sam taking his cut before I'm allowed to get paid!
I've had it with being given my measly portion every OTHER Friday!
I want to move to a far away place. Live in a hut. Maybe become a fisherman. I hate fish but maybe I could work something out with one of the other locals, a trade of some kind.
I just don't want this. This being here to pay "The Man"...........
THAT'S WHAT IT IS! ! ! !
I HATE THE MAN!!!!
Stupid Man!
Stupid stupid man!
I want a more perfect place.
I want a world were no one needs gas.
I want a world were there is no "man" only just men.
I want a world were things are simple and not so complex.
I want a world were freedom means actual freedom.
I want a world were play is still innocent.
I want a world were popcorn doesn't burn......
(okay strike the popcorn thing)
Can I find such a place. I don't need Wonderland. I need vacation. I need away.
I need....a second job. stupid man.
Thursday, April 03, 2008
I Understand....
1) I understand...Why people enjoy science fiction.
2) I understand...Why mothers tell you to clean up your room.
3) I understand...Why crazy people need space.
4) I understand...Why Brittney Spears had a career.
5) I understand...Why young children have need of a bed time.
6) I understand...Why muscles get tight.
7) I understand...Why its funny when Worf says "delicious."
8) I understand...Why domino's are entertaining.
9) I understand...Why its cool to wear sunglasses.
10) I understand...Why the X-Files was good TV.
11) I understand...Why Dolphins are cute.
12) I understand...Why a dramatic pause can be so effective.
13) I understand...Why people endure pain to look cool or pretty.
14) I understand...Why Em is afraid of spiders.
15) I understand...Why bikers make me weak in the knees.
What I don't understand is how Paris Hilton has a career? Or how she is viewed as a "roll model?" Who are these self loathing young people who say to them selves......"ya that Paris Hilton. That's what I wanna be."
It's like those old commercials for a drug free America.
You know the one....
"No one ever says. I wanna be a junkie when I grow up."
Why Paris?
Why have you brought yourself out and about. Why do I have to know who you are?
Money sucking. Porno making. Self destructive. Angry. Lonely. Misplaced little doll.
Why can't you take those billions of dollars to a good shrink or a "Life Coach" and learn how to be a human being, not a star.
Be your own star little buddy.
Just keep scrapin' along.
Call me. Maybe I can talk ya down from that ledge of disarray.
Poor Paris.
Poor us.
2) I understand...Why mothers tell you to clean up your room.
3) I understand...Why crazy people need space.
4) I understand...Why Brittney Spears had a career.
5) I understand...Why young children have need of a bed time.
6) I understand...Why muscles get tight.
7) I understand...Why its funny when Worf says "delicious."
8) I understand...Why domino's are entertaining.
9) I understand...Why its cool to wear sunglasses.
10) I understand...Why the X-Files was good TV.
11) I understand...Why Dolphins are cute.
12) I understand...Why a dramatic pause can be so effective.
13) I understand...Why people endure pain to look cool or pretty.
14) I understand...Why Em is afraid of spiders.
15) I understand...Why bikers make me weak in the knees.
What I don't understand is how Paris Hilton has a career? Or how she is viewed as a "roll model?" Who are these self loathing young people who say to them selves......"ya that Paris Hilton. That's what I wanna be."
It's like those old commercials for a drug free America.
You know the one....
"No one ever says. I wanna be a junkie when I grow up."
Why Paris?
Why have you brought yourself out and about. Why do I have to know who you are?
Money sucking. Porno making. Self destructive. Angry. Lonely. Misplaced little doll.
Why can't you take those billions of dollars to a good shrink or a "Life Coach" and learn how to be a human being, not a star.
Be your own star little buddy.
Just keep scrapin' along.
Call me. Maybe I can talk ya down from that ledge of disarray.
Poor Paris.
Poor us.
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